Comic 61 - Has Anybody Seen J.C. ?

3rd Aug 2014, 6:57 PM
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Has Anybody Seen J.C. ?
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Britarse 3rd Aug 2014, 6:57 PM edit delete
Britarse
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Has anybody seen J C
J C, J C, J C, J C.
Not since Easter Monday,
Riding on a Donkey.
Has anybody seen J C
J C, J C, J C, J C
Virgin born, head of thorn
Resurrects the dead at dawn
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That J C, he’s devine
Changes water into wine.
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Virgin Mary, She’s the most
She’s been fucked by the Holy Ghost
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Cleans up temples it is said
Raises spastics from their bed
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J C, He’s so cool
Boogies across my swimming pool
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Took three loaves and five fish
Feed five thousand piece of piss
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Lots of songs, raises cheers,
In the charts two thousand years
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Holes in hands, Holes in Feet,
Carries his cross down the street,
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Holy Ghost, He’s the most,
Gets them pissed on wine and toast,
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Banished fear and gave us hope,
Went one better than the Pope,
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Love he gave, faith he took,
Still the Worlds best selling book,
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Save our souls, fun we poke,
Sorry God its just a joke.
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J C stands five foot nine,
Plays scrum half for Palestine.
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Arms out wide, feet are tied,
It’s hard to boogie when your crucified.
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